80's dream

40′s slapstick act where a clown creampies someone

Considering who I’ve dated in the past, I’ve been creampied by plenty of clowns already

life was simpler when we were kids and thought the name bob was the funniest possible thing in the world

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

It’s really depressing how Labor Day has gone from “give laborers a day off” to “give white collar office workers and executives a day off but make retail laborers work so that executives can get a latte on their day off”

Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

“this is my custom fursuit, I had 30 neon-green wolves killed for it”

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MILLIONAIRE IS MAKING FURSUITS OUT OF REAL FUR

“Cruella De Vil is a furry” is not the hot take I expected to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I deserve

why do gays like little knives so much

gay people can be goblins, gnomes, or hobbits, all of whom benefit from these little sharp boys

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.