little green ghouls!

OP YOU REALLY SHOULDVE SPECIFIED IT WAS NICK KROLL UP FRONT

is this stitch’s girlfriend somehow edited over princess tiana’s frog body? i’m actually going to pass out

she’s your therapist and she’s trying to help you bitch

Denim? In my oatmeal?

can netflix make an interactive episode of friends where i have to option to kill ross geller

i can’t stop thinking about that tweet about the guy who tried to stop his cat from pushing his door open and accidentally trained him to push 50lbs instead

everybody online is like oh cum this and cum that… what ever happened to the fear of god? 😑

i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

a failed actress, an illiterate janitor, a closeted gay catholic and a serial rapist with a god complex walk into a bar. they own the bar. the bar is called paddy’s pub. you’re watching it’s always sunny in philadelphia. there is no punchline