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Sunny cleaned a glass and set it on the bar counter, turning around to organize bottles that had been misplaced, perking up upon hearing the door open. She spun around quickly.

He soon sat down on the bar stool and looked down at the inkling.

"I'd like a simple glass of rum on the rocks please, and how are we doing today?"

"what the hell is this?...."

She had been aware this bar had attracted some odd patrons but nothing like this.

"Shenanigans? I'm not pulling any of thoes, I'm here simply for a drink and a nice pleasant conversation, the names Patrick Gigawattson but you may also call me by my preforming name Mr. Puzzles."

"Is something the matter my dear? Are you confused by my order? if you don't have rum, I'm fine substituting for whiskey."

"OH HELL NO"

"MILO GET YER ASS OVER HERE YER TAKIN' THIS ORDER"

"WHA- I'm not a barten-"

"DOESN'T MATTER OVER HERE NOW"

She quickly made her way over to the other side of the bar to take orders

"Your boss is quite rude to customers, I've done nothing wrong, I simply came in here and asked for a simple drink."

Mr. Puzzles put his hands together looking down at Milo.

"This is the last time I'll ask, I'd like a rum with ice please, whiskey is a fine substitute."

His mouth did move when he talked, he did act human, he even looked the part, only thoes with keen eyes, could really tell something was wrong.

And sunny likely was one of thoes people, because despite him talking properly, and able to form other expressions, his smile never went away.

"It's charming to meet you, Milo, I do hope your feeling well today?"

Sunny cleaned a glass and set it on the bar counter, turning around to organize bottles that had been misplaced, perking up upon hearing the door open. She spun around quickly.

He soon sat down on the bar stool and looked down at the inkling.

"I'd like a simple glass of rum on the rocks please, and how are we doing today?"

"what the hell is this?...."

She had been aware this bar had attracted some odd patrons but nothing like this.

"Shenanigans? I'm not pulling any of thoes, I'm here simply for a drink and a nice pleasant conversation, the names Patrick Gigawattson but you may also call me by my preforming name Mr. Puzzles."

"Is something the matter my dear? Are you confused by my order? if you don't have rum, I'm fine substituting for whiskey."

Sunny cleaned a glass and set it on the bar counter, turning around to organize bottles that had been misplaced, perking up upon hearing the door open. She spun around quickly.

He soon sat down on the bar stool and looked down at the inkling.

"I'd like a simple glass of rum on the rocks please, and how are we doing today?"

Hope I'm not bothering at all, thank you for your time and patience, I saw you were taking requests, so I would like to ask if it be okay, if you could draw The 'Human' Puzzles AU, Mr. Puzzles?

(I've provided a link for some info to understand him better, but here's the ref on it's own as well)

I Appreciate you and your time!

FINALLY GOT AROUND TO THIS

I'm sorry it's not much but OH MY GOLLY I LOVE THAT AU!! it really is an interesting take on an alternate way things coulda gone down (also I'm a sucker for robots who want to be human so this caught my eye IMMEDIATELY)

"Please, we both know I caused you MORE trouble."

Mr. Puzzles chuckled a bit.

"Fine..."

"You are forgiven, if only because I want one less person hunting me."

"your not getting a hug, but you can have this."

He gently pat them on the head, and soon handed them a little action figure of himself, signed by himself.

"Since I know your just a DYING fan of me, all is oki-doki-artichoki!"

Then they heard the offer. In a public space of all things... to meet with him. They sighed, rubbing their temples with their human hand before replying.

"Chao then! I bid thee adiu! untill we meet again."

"Figured, I'd take the time out of doing jobs, to answer a few questions, so send em my way, and I'll get to em when I get to em."

"Please, we both know I caused you MORE trouble."

Mr. Puzzles chuckled a bit.

"Fine..."

"You are forgiven, if only because I want one less person hunting me."

"your not getting a hug, but you can have this."

He gently pat them on the head, and soon handed them a little action figure of himself, signed by himself.

"Since I know your just a DYING fan of me, all is oki-doki-artichoki!"

They entered from a portal, carrying the duffel bag that has their stuff in it. It just hasn't been that long since they attempted to hunt down Mr. Puzzles, but right now... they just don't want to. Not now. In fact, it was what Infinity wanted them to do, and that wasn't going to happen.

"ugh I thought that old lady would never go to sleep... least I can finally leave, it's been a good few days so there's no way that bounty hunter is still after me."

He soon left the house slowly not even noticing Apple Burns because how dark it is also their height.

"Well, maybe not THAT bounty hunter, hopefully that... Dreadful priest is still too busy with Spotlight to worry about hunting me down."

Then they saw something walk pass them, making them get spooked. They flashed the light onto the figure that passed and it.... it was him.

Mr. Puzzles was about to jump back, and zap them, but he stopped once he acutally heard what they had to say.

"Why on earth should I accept your apology? you are a bounty hunter, sent to kill me, I'm so sick of that happening lately."

"What even made you change your mind? The pay wasn't good enough? or it's not worth breaking your little arm over?"

They entered from a portal, carrying the duffel bag that has their stuff in it. It just hasn't been that long since they attempted to hunt down Mr. Puzzles, but right now... they just don't want to. Not now. In fact, it was what Infinity wanted them to do, and that wasn't going to happen.

"ugh I thought that old lady would never go to sleep... least I can finally leave, it's been a good few days so there's no way that bounty hunter is still after me."

He soon left the house slowly not even noticing Apple Burns because how dark it is also their height.

"Well, maybe not THAT bounty hunter, hopefully that... Dreadful priest is still too busy with Spotlight to worry about hunting me down."