“You’re Asking Me To Believe In Thinking Meat!

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Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

the sixth doctor is such a character by the way. imagine if the bitchest most insufferable guy you can think of, which in most medias would be portrayed as a snarky emo twink pessimist prince of shadows, was a blonde big guy who only wears rainbows and is obsessed with cat pins, who deep down has genuine goodness in his heart. but most importantly you cannot forget he's a huge fucking cunt

if you are a web designer of any kind and the dropdown menu that appears when i rightclick vanishes when i try to move my mouse and select an option you will go to hell before you die

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

There is no drug on earth that can replicate the absolute euphoria of hitting a writing flow state at 2:00 AM. You aren’t even typing anymore. You are a vessel. You are a channel for the gods. The characters are speaking directly into your brain and you’re just the stenographer trying to keep up. You feel like you could fight a bear. You feel like you invented the alphabet