my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

get in bestie we’re trying out new things even though we’re scared

idk when we decided that explaining yourself shouldn't be part of an apology but like. if someone was a dick to me and apologizes but I still don't understand why they did it I'm not gonna feel any better

when hozier said "i'd burn every soul i knew if i thought the fire was warming you" and when he said "no grave can hold my body down, i'll crawl home to her" and when he said "i'm so full of love i can barely eat"

I see your ‘Achilles killed Hector to avenge Patroclus’ death’ and raise it to ‘Achilles killed Hector because he didn’t want to live anymore.’

okay but patroclus and achilles did not have their ashes mixed together for people to call it a friendship

Why did we stop with ballroom dances??? Like seriously to waltz around a room with a handsome stranger to classical music while others look at us with envy and after the music ends both of you with flushed cheeks, breathing fast, the sexual tension ; that was the shit.

mental health status: need to look at the sea for hours and stay quiet

*checks my email at the club*

enemies to lovers be like honey (derogatory) to honey (affectionate) and friends to lovers be like i love you (platonic) to i love you (romantic) and i am a complete sucker for both.

i want to be a part of a knit-tight friendship group where we translate papers into greek for fun, jumble latin into sentences, stay up till 3 am highly-caffeinated doing jigsaws, scribbling poetry in biro on public spaces, driving anywhere with no decided destination, using darling and sweetheart but platonically. i want it so bad it physically hurts.