Pushing 140

(soundcloud!)

Roger: We’re looking into it.

the complete and total defeat in the prosecutor's voice at the very end..... im 💀💀💀

He won anyway

the music video in question

Court cases set precedents that similar cases may cite to basically win instantly, so let it be known the united states judicial system has concluded that if an officer of the law breaks into your house on false pretenses, you have a constitutional right to make youtube videos, using their personal photos, in which you claim to have cucked him 🫡🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

I love that Afroman knows his rights and exercises them with a level of sass and pettiness I can only aspire to.

if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

Me now: (sobs into a tissue) “OH MY GOD THAT ONE IS PLAYING TWO RECORDERS AT THE SAME TIME” (blows nose)

(via)

This sucks, why would anyone listen to this? Why would I re-listen- *Villy appears* oh right. For Villy.

*Mouths “Starfleet is a promise” to self*

Okay every single cradle fan revlog this so we can all find each other NOW

Some gentlemen have made a mistook!

cradle: ascension by ashley mackenzie

gif of the world’s best janitor for all your needs