Katastrophic Tendencies

I know the lovely @ashacadence posted it, but I was very nicely allowed to post it too, look at the cutest picture I got from them of my Saskia and Garrus <3

Gryffindors are straight up nihilists - “Bravery? Nah, it’s just that nothing matters and we’re all fucked, so why not do some dumb shit, right?” They refer to themselves as the blood scouts, because the Ravenclaws got them all into WTNV, and the house’s royal red looks like blood. 

Slytherins are the school meme lords. Every week, some random student gets a Howler that screams the freshest moronic brainchild the Slytherins have managed to crank out. No one knows how they do it, but everyone loves them. The giant squid in the lake is known as Tentacle Boi™

the brain cell in charge of serotonin n’junk:

Each survey can get you a free whopper burger or a chicken sandwich with the purchase of any drink (even the $1 drink)

Just fill out the survey and get the code and write it on the back.

If you are short on money and really need a substantial meal, you can keep doing this cycle of getting receipts and free sandwiches for as long as you like

Idk I thought this might help people who are hard up for cash. This works in the US.