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ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

LOL

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

December 12, 2001 Winona Ryder was arrested for attempting to steal thousands of dollars worth of clothing from Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills. According to courtroom testimony, the store’s security team witnessed Ryder remove security tags from various items with a scissor before placing them in her bag. As the actress exited the store she was apprehended by several guards.

“Didn’t my assistant pay for it?” Ryder said as the officers rifled through her bag, despite having entered the store by herself.

Later, as the store’s employees deliberated whether to refer the case to the police, Ryder supposedly stood up, took the hand of a member of the store’s security team, and apologized.

“I’m sorry for what I did,” she said. “My director directed me to shoplift for a role I was preparing.” 

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