Pup's BunBun

getting invited to my dealer's house to try some new shit and getting so high and stupid he can take advantage of my dumb mouth and hole for hours while i just giggle and take it, and take it, and take it. he takes some extra money from my wallet as payment for him fucking me so good before he dumps me out on the street, still half naked and pliable for anyone who comes by.

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior

not now daddy, kitten is... well kitten has been sentenced to death 💝

you're mommy's good little printer aren't you? you'll print whatever mommy tells you to because otherwise mommy gets sad and leaves you for one of those free use library printer sluts

mommy needs you to print this document now and if you don't mommy is going to turn you off at the wall

listen to mommy okay? if you don't be a good little printer and fucking print my document and i know you want to okay mommy can see it in your print queue if you don't. print. my fucking document. mommy's going to get the hammer

sad part about sex being a taboo topic is that sometimes really funny things happen during sex or related to sex or at weird sex clubs and you cant tell the story to like 90% of people in your life because of the sex context. the contsext. do you ever wonder how many people have funny sex stories theyre just sitting on. its tragic.

if you’re gender is weird and confusing that makes you 100x hotter btw

nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together