Try my gentle elixirs if u trust me

spongebob ripped his frickin pants

Dont worry everyone. I'll freak out on all of our behalves

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase

"drug seeking" as a patient one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

i feel a similar level of deep unease at seeing an online artist launching a makeship plushie of their sona as i would feel at seeing a pregnancy announcement from the worst couple i know