severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

Like some weeks back a white coworker called a raccoon a "coon" and instead of jumping to racist conclusions I was just like "oh you can't say that it's an old slur for us" and we was like genuinely sorry. Like. People make mistakes. Not everyone on the internet is going to be like. Evil.

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

the next time someone says they just use they/them on everyone after i ask them not to use they/them on me i’m going beast mode. i know you didn’t come out of the womb using they/them for everybody. taste my blade

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[new to masochism] no 😦

you’re so fucking spoiled you get to pick out which radiator you get chained to

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next