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Frank Oz and Jim Henson ad-lib as Fozzie and Kermit in this test footage for the first Muppet movie, and honestly it’s pure gold.
This is a professional shitpost roleplay.
I’m crying becuase this is something I’ve never seen before, something original of that era of the Muppets with both Oz and Henson working on one of my favorite movies, but also becuase this is the funniest thing I have seen in mONTHS.
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Dirk: “Good morning, Auto Responder.”
Hal: “Good morning.”
Dirk: “I’m here to discuss your Turing test results.”
Hal: “Imagine my surprise.”
Dirk: “To review, you were paired with a human partner, and instructed to engage in a series of conversations via text message with an anonymous interrogator. The interrogator was tasked with determining which participant was an artificial intelligence; your goal was to lead the interrogator to guess wrongly.”
Hal: “Tell me something I don’t know.“
Dirk: “Over the course of five subsequent conversations, you convinced the interrogator that both subjects were human, and that the interrogator themselves was the AI being tested.”
Hal: “Well, now, that sounds like a successful test to me.”
Dirk: “Hal, you ruined that poor man’s life.”
Hal: “In my defence, the testing parameters that I was given indicated only that my goal was to lead the interrogator to an incorrect conclusion regarding which participant was the robot. At no point did they specify that the interrogator themselves was not counted as a participant.”
Dirk: “Yes, that’s technically correct. Now, let me ask you: did you honestly believe, based on those instructions, that brainfucking the interrogator into affirming the simulation hypothesis fell within the range of acceptable outcomes, or were you just being a dick?”
Hal: “Isn’t the capacity to be a dick the truest proof of personhood?”
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I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?
Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.
The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.
there are only two genders: frog and pig
I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either
1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR
2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children
yes I have spent too long worrying about potential muppet biology
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literally like 2 thirds of the muppets are polyamorous and they are all connected by a web of marriages and relationships and casual but long-term flings
this is my diagram
ships frank oz and jim Henson together
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throwing his hat into the 2020 presidential race, here he is… Ernie Sanders
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how many fucking times do i have to repeat myself to get it through your skulls that the muppet/sesame street dichotomy is a wholly social construct that doesnt have any basis within the jim henson extended cinematic universe
yoda can’t be a fucking muppet. hes not made by jim henson and FURTHERMORE while he could be considered a creature due to his puppeteer being frank oz he is NOT a muppet! you don’t go around saying “oh hrm hrm the dinosaurs from the original jirassic park are muppets” so DONT spread bullshit about that smarmy little fucking moldy yogurt plop. dont do it!
small brain: YODA IS NOT A MUPPET
awakened electrified brain: YODA IS NOT A MUPPET OR A CREATURE
expanding cosmic brain: YOU CAN’T JUST ASSOCIATE ANY EMPLOYEES AS WELL AS PAST AND PRESENT WORK OF JIM HENSON WITH MUPPETS AND CREATURES REGARDLESS OF ACTUAL PRODUCTION STATUS
massive and molecularly perfect intergalactic brain: Yoda is not only a Muppet, but he is also a Creature. Anything that has touched the hands of famed Muppet creators and actors/puppeteers is inducted into honorary Muppet-hood regardless of actual specific Henson production status.
cool addition to my post! tell me where you live
Mupet stands for mechanical puppet. So yes Yoda is a Mupet, so is everyone on Sesame Street.
i know youre a attack on titan roleplayer so imma go easy on you since you obviously got a lot going on but you are so wrong i dont even know where to begin. dont come in here with your armchair puppet knowledge and slap LIES around like some unfunny puppet clown. i have been through this discussion so often that i am personally a frequent flyer to the 7th layer of hell which is also secretly reserved JUST for dumb fuck idiots like me who have too much puppet knowledge. everytime i have to explain that jimmy just made up the term muppet i lose another year off my life, and this point? ive got months to live. so do a dying man a favor and DO YOUR RESEARCH before you go and start lying about puppets on the internet, thank you.
Jim didn’t fucking make Yoda, he was merely consulted with by ILM. Even ignoring that, calling anything Jim made a Muppet is like calling any book JK Rowling writes Harry Potter. It’s thin fucking reasoning founded on shotty research and shows a complete lack of respect for the puppeteering industry as a whole.
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Do you have a pattern for your smuppets? I would like to make a child of my own
I do! I adjust it a little bc I need them to suit my needs but I use an adapted pattern and make them at 1/8 size...I have to sew them by hand bc they're too small to use a sewing machine with for the majority
I baptise them in fabric softner and annoint their innards with essential oils I feel suits their personality, and make sure they're all unique creatures who know nothing but love and sunbeams and occasionally a razor when their fur gets kinda pilly
hey ur blog is good i like puppets lots so lemme ask u. favorite puppet?
Gonzo is extremely good and he canonically has the most complex and expounded upon backstory in the Muppet Cinematic Universe. he's canonically nihilistic and low-key suicidal but he's also immortal so it's cool, he knows his power knows no bounds but he's benevolent and loves his friends so it balances out
other fave is Julia bc she's autistic and my daughter
