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Spongebob literally just being happy Squidwards assistant lolol

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My friend and I have talked about making Squidbob art for a while now and we finally got around to it. I don't remember how the conversation happened. 🐙 🧽
First pic:
Me: Squidward, flats, rendering
Friend: SpongeBob
Second pic:
Me: flats, SpongeBob
Friend: Squidward, rendering
Friend is s0ursyrup on Twitter!
Iconic.
this is so cute 🥺

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"let me savor this" bad announces as he starts beating foolish with his fists
"oh can you push me up against the wall?" foolish asks, and of course bad agrees.
Remember when foolhalo used to be niche? Now they're the yaoi final boss. Oh how far we've come.
and they end their weird ass mating fight with giggles, good-night wishes and a promise for a next time
freaks both of them
I have noticed !foolish does not seem to like the mortal habit of classifying things as This or That especially in regards to himself and !bad
when tr!ros was saying she realized !bad is evil but she thought he was nice, !foolish dropped that fire dialogue about his understanding that !bad has two hearts. one beats with sincerity and the other beats with chaos, it can be confusing to hear them both beating at once but you can’t listen to just one. the kindness is real, the cruelty is real, both things about him can be genuinely true at the same time
then another recent moment, when tr!lukey was questioning !foolish why a moment ago him and !bad seemed to be friends with common interests and now they were talking about wanting to kill each other. “so you are friends first and then enemies afterward?” is how he tried to make sense of it, but then !foolish said something like “being friends doesn’t mean I still don’t want to kill him. it’s both, one doesn’t have to be before the other”
he’s been clarifying this stuff which leads me to believe !foolish doesn’t like such classifications. and I can get why, mortals don’t view things like he can and can’t see the full picture of what the two of them are. things can be more than belonging to two specific options at once, there can be overlap or more going on than what’s seen on the surface. he can fight to kill his enemy and simultaneously also be friends, something doesn’t have to exist as one state first and then be replaced by another. he can behave both good and evil, they don’t have to be understood as one or the other
THIS is a huge thing that makes other characters so confused about these two. immortals like them think and feel differently, there isn’t any limitation that exists. things are not mutually exclusive. they are everything at the same time and it can all be true
foolish: i would've kidnapped you, bad, if i saw you
bad: see this is why i don't hitchhike
foolish: i'd be like wait, that's badboyhalo! and then you'd stay in my basement. i'd feed you soup though, don't worry, and i'd give you once a week skeppy calls. it wouldn't be too bad, i'd give you like a mattress probably.
bad: ok, that's...not that bad.

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Bad :*triggers the security system for the 5th time*
Foolish: "Bad! 5 minute time out!"
Bad: "exposure therapy Foolish!"
Foolish: "you can sit there but no talking!"
Bad: *pouts in the rafters*
Totem of Death
(c!foolish’s dark past - lore recap)
tldr: before retiring as a builder at the summer home, foolish had a dark past as a violent warrior, a “totem of death”-- a life which he later turned away from in order to find peace.
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“EASY JOB. NO INNOCENTS. BIG REWARD. EASY MONEY. PEACEFUL HEIST.”
“THE PURSUIT OF PEACE.”
Description:
The video starts by showing a village whilst it’s raining and thundering. We see foolish then riding up to the village on horse. He walks up to a chest and opens it.
Then we see a shot of foolish with a totem in his hand, and later him with a charged bow. He shoots off an arrow and it flies through the air and hits somewhere as the screen cuts to black.
The sounds of rain and thundering fade back in as the camera pans over the previous village- now burning and covered in lava. In the background people are screaming in the distance. A rendition of “amazing graze” starts playing.
Foolish stands amongst the burning village with a totem in hand, watching.
He leaves the village and stares off into the distance as he sits on his horse, silently as the rain falls. (wearing medieval-like clothing)
“The Pursuit of Peace” - on screen.
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[The Crimson Egg]
After being killed by Antfrost at the red banquet as a sacrifice for the Egg, Foolish wakes up in his summer home and the egg talks to him.
Post. Red Banquet Transcript:
Egg: Call me what you want. I have many names as you know, but you've forgotten.
Foolish: What do you mean? no, no ,no- i've never heard of you before. it wasn't that long ago that I'd first met you.
Egg: I am an ancient one. even more ancient than you. [...] It's not too late for you to join me. I will make you strong again. Go back to being a totem of death. And together we can rule, and create peace.
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[Quackity Visits Foolish]
After making Las Nevadas, Quackity visits foolish to convince him to join his new country.
After foolish declined to join, Quackity pointed out foolish’s chaotic nature, telling him he knows “who he is”, and had researched his past. foolish explains he’s happy with his peaceful building life, and that he once had believed peace could be found through violence- but later learned that that kind of living only leads to fear, power, hatred and resentment.
Foolish: “The only thing I did was accelerate war, okay? That doesn’t work. So I pushed back, ran from it all. And this is good, I’m in a much happier place.”
references-
[post. red banquet] Foolish / Egg convo: https://youtu.be/H0wswGfzsjU
[Las Nevadas] Foolish & Quackity talk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orx2dPdqEzY&t=1413s
Foolish: Oh, this tree just grew... Bad: I'm gonna make some chestsssss... Foolish: I'm Squished!! I'M SQUISHED!!!
Bad: *sighs* should I turn around?
Bad: *giggles*
Foolish: It GREWWW!!! Bad: Yeah, that was fun-
Bad: It was worth it...
Bad: Foolish could you hand me the knife please?
Foolish: *Grabs knife*
Bad: Thank y-
Foolish: *Stabs knife into Bad's hand*
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Bad: This was a great day Foolish, I'm really glad you invited me. :)
Foolish: ...We just went to the gas station.
Bad: Yeah!
Foolish: Also I never invited you how did you get in my car-
Bad: Oh so it was a date??
Foolish: *Whispering* Who said those words...?
Landduo thot timmme
This may or may not be a hot take about them but, am I the only who honestly thinks they would make a good team? Hear me out
Bad pointed out that yellow faction is crazy because they all have personal "issues" and foolish doesn't seem to fully care about it unless it actually becomes an issue. I don't think it's that Foolish doesn't care, I think he honestly just.... doesn't understand how it COULD be an issue sometimes, like it's not a big deal to him. He's just here to have a good time not take things so seriously. Either way my point is, is that Foolish is more about morale, having a good time etc.
Then there's Bad who's more on the serious side of things. At least from what I gathered, he prefers order, organization, privacy etc. He likes to be organized and not make serious a joke...well not everything but yeah. He may be manipulative and practically the devil on people's shoulders, but he is definitely more on the serious side of things.
But LISSEN that's why I think they could work. Foolish is the morale, he boosts people's spirits up, he reassures people and makes them feel safe and supported. He knows how to have a laugh and a good time.
But if things get serious, that's where Bad steps in and he negotiates, gets information needed, or set up secret bases if needed for emergencies cause he's a squirrel. ... does this making sense?
But sadly if there is one thing these two have in common... it's stubbornness. In good ways and bad. They have both implied bring on the same team, even agreeing that they would be to powerful. Foolish even said "world domination". But right when they almost agree, one of them back peddles again and they return to their looney tunes dynamic, which I love tbc lmao.
But they know deep down that they could actually destroy the world if they really wanted to. And the idea of it excites me. The potential....
Just imagine, Foolish is still king right, he uses his 20+ charisma, main character energy and good looks to recruit people and keep them satisfied and happy right? But now he has his guard dog, his right hand man Bad who gives him better weapons, better armor, and literally helps him level up so he can fight/protect himself if need be. They still keep Ros on their side because she is very good at architect and just being sweet to...mostly everyone. And they have an awesome base and plan B bases because bad is paranoid and always ready for backup...
But sadly the reality we get is them fighting over who keeps guzzlord smh

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"Yellow team are so unfair because they have so many members! They use their power to threaten us and think they're better than everyone!"
Meanwhile yellow: