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Not to steal shit from twitter but this is THE funniest possible fucking set of replies ever

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iβve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes
This honestly reminds me of a show on the history channel where they spent like 25 minutes wondering how the sides of all the pyramids seemed to be perfectly divisible by pi or something, and people where theorizing about aliens and some lost form of mathematics, but then at the end they interviewed a tiered looking paleontologist and he was just likeΒ βmaybe they just used a wheel to do all their measurements.β and the whole show just immediately collapsed.
can you imagine being so far up your own ass with conspiracy theories that you forget about circles
You know what?
I am annoying sometimes.
And thatβs okay. Itβs not the death sentence I was led to believe. People will love me even if I canβt read their signals sometimes. Not understanding is forgivable. I donβt have to hold myself back so I donβt annoy anyone ever.
The people who love me know I get excited. And I am still loved.
[Child's voiceover]: Sometimes, the person you would take a bullet for... ends up being the person behind the gun.
I love that this 10 second tiktok is more entertaning and has a better narrative structure than the two tentpole multi-million dollar major studio movies released this christmas.
You have probably done something no other human has done, but it was so small and insignificant, nobody noticed

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If you rob a store naked as a minor ,no one can watch the footage without commiting a crime.
the idea that men being in any way (on a population-level scale) biologically predisposed to violence makes feminism pointless is honestly so perplexing to me. my dogs evolved to eat shit but i think itβs gross so I get a cat box with high walls or block off the room with the boxes and itβs a total non-issue. they evolved to resource guard but I donβt like when theyβre tense with each other so I feed them separately and itβs a total non-issue. The male predisposition to violence may well be entirely socially constructed. But if itβs not, thatβs an equally workable scenario. We canβt expect men to change just because we ask them to/βraise them rightβ/marry a βgoodβ one anyway. To me the most obvious way to construct a reality with less (none would be great but even just less!!!) violence is working to structure as many spaces/organizations/cultures etc so that there are more and more barriers to prevent male violence against women, regardless of whether men stop wanting to hurt women. Removing opportunities to rape, batter, etc is a strategy that protects women regardless of WHY men are like this
y'all will circlejerk yourself to the mysticisms of faeries and elves in european countries for centuries and take it as fact but the second native americans ask you to respect our spirituality and culture suddenly you're all aetheists
non natives can, should, and will reblog this.
Youβre not a full grown adult until your body hurts for no reason why

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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life
not risking it
Brian Baker and Ian MacKaye, Minor Threat

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