ding dong hit the bong

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, JUST REMEMBER THAT I HANDLE ME AT MY WORST AND THAT MAKES ME STRONGER THAN YOU

you are weak and Danny Devito is coming for you

this dog is that character you think is evil but actually has a heart of gold

when ppl act like leaving gifts for fairies is to get the fairies’ attention so they’ll be kind to you~~ when really leaving gifts for fairies is the supernatural equivalent of a mafia protection racket

the problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me

Jesus omg oh mygod holy lord

This is exactly the thing we’ve been talking about, with abusers adopting the lingo of groups and exploiting their dynamics.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

This is so manipulative and disgusting.

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

i love hotels. when i walk through hotel hallways with their quiet walls and flat carpets and the smell of the chlorine from the pool i transcend space and time and find peace.

“This potion will give you the body that your heart desires, the body that will bring you true and lasting happiness. But be warned: don’t expect beauty. I’ve seen men become literal monster from the darkness in their hearts. Happy monsters, but monsters nevertheless.”

its the cash Biden reblog in 30 seconds for money in your future

why do I have the feeling that 2017 will either be the best year ever or the beginning of a dystopian universe with no in between