i'd date princess marco

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

ʎɐƃ ǝɹ𐄀noʎ sᴉɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ⅎᴉ

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

I literally did not see that coming

me in the middle of an art piece: WOW I wish i knew how to fucking DRAW

name us and the contract will be sealed

everyone says peanut butter is made of peanuts but have you ever seen peanuts be made into it??

feel the same about arizona ice tea. arizona’s still there so what the fuck

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

not risking it.

Not even scrolling past it

I deserve an apology smh

i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol

same

you must have a lot of tea cups

i am very proud of your collection

hey guys

dude fholy shit

Look at this awesomeness! Keep it in proportion guys :)

WRISTS STOP AT THE SHOULDER EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT FOR ME NOW