the life of a meme

happy new bears!!

wait no don’t reblog this i meant years

Your wcw is 5’ something, bottles up her feelings, takes 3 hour naps, is really clingy, and cries over dogs…. it’s me I’m your wcw

answer his question

NO ONE TOLD YOU???? WTF! I HAVE FAILED YOU. Also: Dear ______: Thank you so much for the opportunity to sit down with you (&________) to discuss the [insert job position]. I am grateful to be considered for the position. I think I will be a great fit at [company name], especially given my experience in __________. [insert possible reference to something you talked about, something that excited you.] I look forward to hearing from you [and if you are feeling super confident: and working together in the future]. Sincerely, @mellivorinae

THIS IS A LIFESAVING TEMPLATE

YOU ARE WELCOME

Susan, I’m starving 😂😂💀

do any of you regularly think “FUCKKK i started talking about myself again im so conceited” while having a normal conversation with someone 

I’M JUST TRYING TO BE RELATABLE TO HELP EASE YOUR PAIN: a novel

you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you & tells all their friends about u & saves your selfies, & tells u they love & miss you

The ultimate i don kno her

since fall has officially started it’s illegal for it to be hot out 

why cant we eat lava what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you can eat lava actually! but only once