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Did you hear about the wedding between the two cell phone towers?

The ceremony was ok, but the reception was excellent.

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Why did the weatherman quit after breaking both arms and legs?

He was having trouble with four casts.

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Why can’t you breed an eel with an eagle?

It’s eeleagle

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What type of music do wind turbines like?

They’re huge metal fans.

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What did Earth say to the other planets?

Wow you guys have no life.

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer

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Why do all Norwegian ships have barcodes?

So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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What do you call someone who won't fart in public?

A private tutor

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Why didn't the pony sing karaoke?

He was a little horse.

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Baseball pun

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... Then it hit me!!

Which days are the strongest?

Saturdays and Sundays. The rest are weak days.

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What's the difference between a tractor and a giraffe?

One has hydraulics, the other has high bollocks.

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*sees Barry Allen pass me on the road*

Flash drive

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

A synonym roll.

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What does an egg say when it's had too much to drink?

Omelet

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Why did the tailor cut sleeves off all of his shirts?

He thought is was a great in-vest-ment opportunity.

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