Im So Sick Of Cricket

tfw your best friend gets a new boyfriend and you gotta act happy for her instead of suspicious of his intentions & purposes

when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right

maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options

how do people leak songs where do they come from what are you

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

Go off

this is the best

give this white boy a medal

Matt Damon keeping it real

holy shit lmao

God if I could marry one man

ahhahha omg bless

SAVAGE