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good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

well, no, i didn’t expect leopards to eat my face, but this obviously wasn’t what the leopards eating people's face party wanted. they were stifled by their opposition and bureaucratic red tape! i think we should give more power to the leopard eating face party, so the leopards only eat the faces of people who deserve it. plus they just put a new leopard in charge of the face eating, and i think this one really brings something new to the table. so yes i'm voting for the leopards eating people's face party again. why wouldn't i.

When i met u in the summer