Puncher

I hope this message finds you well. My name is Aziz, and I’m reaching out with a heartfelt plea to help my family find safety and reunite with our mother. 😞

The ongoing war in Gaza has torn my family apart. My mother and newborn sister are stranded in Egypt, while I, along with the rest of my sex family members, am trapped in the midst of the genocide in Gaza. We have not only been separated but have also lost our home and are enduring unimaginable hardships. 💔

Your support can make a difference. Whether by reading our story, donating, or sharing our campaign with others, you can help us reunite, find safety, and start anew. 🙏🕊

Thank you, from the depths of my heart, for your kindness, compassion, and solidarity during this difficult time. ❤🍉

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Nice try hacking me

Cleon:

*Leon casually sleeping*

*Phone*

Leon:"Ugh...damn it"

*Answers the phone*

Leon:"Hello?"

A Terra Save employee:"Hello Mr.Kennedy, I'm calling to inform you that your wife Claire Redfield is missing"

Leon:"...."

Employee:"Sir"

*Leon ending the call*

Leon:"Oh lord witness me as I break the rules of nature to find my wife"

*In the end Leon finds Claire by becoming superman*

Valenfield:

*Chris drinking coffee in the BSAA HQ*

*A BSAA soldier entering Chris' office*

Soldier:"Captain!"

Chris:"Yes?"

Soldier:"We uhhhh...uhm...Ms.Valentine got kidnapped..."

*Chris smiling psychotically*

Chris:"Oh really? And who stole my pookie?"

Soldier:"Someone named JillLover88"

Chris:"Thank you."

*1 minute and thirty three seconds later*

*Chris just scorched earth and found Jill in Europe*

Meanwhile the rest of the BSAA is traumatized

Aeon:

*Ada driving around LA while listening to music in her car*

*Phone ringing*

*Answered*

Ada:"Hello?"

Kidnapper:"I kidnapped your husband Mr.Kennedy! You better give me 10,000 dollars if you want to see him again!"

Ada:"Oh great! I'll transfer the money and I'll throw in another 5k if you take him to my basement but keep him tied up"

Kidnapper:"Sure thing Ms.Wong, your wish is my command"

Ada:"Good boy~"

Mithan:

*Ethan is preparing dinner for his family*

*Chris banging on the door*

*Ethan opening the door*

Ethan:"Chris? What are you doing here?"

Chris:"No time to talk. someone kidnapped Mia"

*Ethan going Psycho mode*

Ethan:"Go on Spotify and play 'The only thing they fear is you'."

Chris:"Since when do you play Doom Eternal?"

Ethan:"Don't ask"