puns? puns

logging onto tumblr is basically just saying hi i'm annoying sad and horny and i'm gonna make it everyone's problem

a cold slice of watermelon can be so life changing im seeing god and angels

take your time, it’s ok

everyday is valentines day if u are a fool and have love in yourheart

can someone just see my potential already

I just personally think that playing with someone’s hair is one of the purest forms of love

+1

the moon is full and i am horny

“Fuck it” – my final thought before making most decisions.

✨ DESTRUCTION ✨

Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn't called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means "star sailor."

Huge oversight on my part you're absolutely right

💀💀💀💀💀

The best revenge is none. Heal, move on, and don’t become like those who hurt you.