me 2 minutes later:

Cocky 20-year-old: Oh FUCK YEAH I feel so goddamned invincible on the dark net. I’ve bought weed and other weird shit from there and it’s awesome. I’m gonna click on random links to sate my curiosity

*goes to a livestream of someone being murdered*

Cocky 20-year-old in the chat: Yo what the fuck you guys are fucked up

The admins and users of the chat: You goddamned idiot. Why the fuck did you come here to Murder Kill Room if you’re going to act like a pussy. We know where you live because you were a cocky piece of shit who didn’t use proxies. We’re going to send a dude to beat you to death in your sleep

*5 minutes later*

me again:

-regular parasite stuff. I don’t want to bore you

pros of tapeworm

-friend inside