n0t_lacy

andre: greetings cal

cal: yoo bro wanna shoto up a school when it hits zero degrees and film a documentery of our lives before the day and we call the shooting date zero day and its totally not inspired by columbine?

andre: sure fam

*zero degrees*

andre: nahh bro i got diarrhea bro

cal: oohh ym goddd jit nooo

andre: shit so like lets make it may 1st

cal: okay bro

andre: on September 4 2024, a person named "colt gray" will shoot up Apalachee High School.

cal: holy shit omggg say wallahi

*may 1st*

andre: bro letsg o shoot up the school

cal: yess broo on god, wait we god tho lowkey 😂😂

andre: type shittt

*shoots up a bunch of [eople*

*falls down to the ground with gun on chin*

andre:"holy shit dude i cant do it"

cal: just dont even think about it come on PUSSY

*they bopth die the end*

Bunny Angel

G- So I thought you were playing some kinda crazy octave and shit,, yknow Ray got so excited- he'll explain, right?

R- Yeah yeah yeah, I was completely out of tune for that last chorus. I got too excited fuckin headbanging and jamming, fucked my solo up