Ya mom's a hoe

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

starting to think I'm not hot enough to be this weird 🥺😭

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS

I POSTET THIS HALF AN HOUR BEFORE MY JOB INTERVIEW AND I GOT THE JOB OH MY GOD

Just because

Could use all the help I can get right now…<3

not tumblr this time😭 Bro this shi been all over tiktok “use this sound and magic happens” and now tumblr has been infected “reblog and magic happens” I CANT ESCAPEESE

It’s a sign— ooowhooo

riks ni lene ka re baba

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS

I POSTET THIS HALF AN HOUR BEFORE MY JOB INTERVIEW AND I GOT THE JOB OH MY GOD

Just because

Could use all the help I can get right now…<3

not tumblr this time😭 Bro this shi been all over tiktok “use this sound and magic happens” and now tumblr has been infected “reblog and magic happens” I CANT ESCAPEESE

It’s a sign— ooowhooo

riks ni lene ka re baba

!!!!!!!

this is a gentle reminder to stop giving life to moments that no longer exist. your energy cannot change what has already passed; within the present, however, exists a multitude of opportunities that may align you with your most desired reality. focus your energy there—where you can create a life that exceeds your former way of living.

one thing about me is I will Leave

When Taylor Swift wrote: 'I wanna be defined by the things that I love', and Oscar Wilde wrote: 'to define is to limit', and Jorge Luis Borges said: 'I am not sure that I exist, actually. I am all the writers that I have read, all the people that I have met, all the women that I have loved; all the cities I have visited'.