NEPTUNE'S BEARD

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

this actually works wtf

do u ever flirt w/ someone and ur just like “haha oh my god id fuckin WRECK u”

Chandler is my spirit animal.

Guys if you get 20+ people to tell me to stay then I just might reconsider. I know its almost impossible and that's the point. Deadlines in 24 hours!

Friggin’ signal boost this…

I know you like Aquaman, but the way you worded this makes it look like you're saying he's useless. Neither of the JLA's founding members are useless tho. 

Little kids are just assholes you’re not allowed to hit

download over here btw

my parents have more friends than i do

instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move 

chicken nuggets arent even that great