remembering that sports is fun

i love when sports announcers say shit like “this game is going to come down to whichever team makes plays” like thank you king what would we do without you

wrestling is real because the effect it has on the audience is real and wrestler's goals are real and the passage of time is real and the wear of their bodies is real, but it's not real, but it is

chase elliott is lowkey a mary sue

imagine your dad was a champion who won most popular driver so many times that he had to take himself out of contention and even though he was MORTAL RIVALS with the most iconic driver of all time (dale earnhardt) you had a special little friendship where he made up special nicknames for you all the time . multiple people in the industry are quoted that you have your dads talents but youre pretty like your mom . and then when youre growing up-- with your best friend future wattpad favorite ryan blaney-- youre always the youngest in whatever series you do to the point where guys online have conspiracy theories that theyve dropped the age limit so you could go be a marketable child prodigy in them . the most successful team in nascar signs you when youre 14 years old, the only person theyve done that with outside of jeff gordon (4x champ) and jimmie johnson (7x champ ) . then you win the 2nd tier series championship under dale jr-- who talks about how you're part of the family, to the point where his nephews call you uncle chase-- as a rookie despite still attending classes in high school for part of it . jeff gordon retires and youre hand-selected to take over one of the most iconic numbers in motorsport as a rookie . jimmie johnson takes you under his wing to where he spends your first race giving advice in your pitbox .you win pole in your very first race, the iconic daytona 500. you continue to live in your small town and fly your own little airplane to the team shop and races . you win the championship during your mentors last race in 2020 and he says he wont do any after-race celebrations bc that day is for you. he runs to embrace you after your mother with his small children-- who all call you uncle chase-- in tow. you will win most popular driver eight years in a row despite actively avoiding the spotlight to the point where its a constant punch line. also you are maybe gay and definitely mentally ill in a new and innovative way

Wouldn't it be funny if I held the cursed Amulet for a bit? Like as a joke?

Apparently something has happened to the Toronto Maple Leafs

it's summer which means i am constantly asking myself questions such as "who is on my hockey team" and "is that a good idea"

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

Danny B said remember that it’s friendship AND spite. The Philadelphia Flyers run on the power of friendship and SPITE.

the sportsnet app will send you trade alert notifications about nhl players you didn’t know god had invented

if I was a professional hockey player you could not media train me enough to keep me from saying "do you wanna see the bruise??" to reporters asking about a hit I took. & then showing it to them