Bendy-Dick Cuddlesnatch

I should be studying. I’m not studying. But I’m also not doing anything else because I should be studying. So I’m just kinda scrolling down my dash with a gradually intensifying sense of doom.

THE ANTICIPATION FOR THIS WAS UNREAL.

BRINGING THIS BACK

What if Charlie Weasley is asexual? Like what if when his brothers were going through puberty and getting crushes on girls and just obsessing over them, Charlie was just like, “Guys. DRAGONS.”

#what do you mean ‘what if’ that’s literally what happened

J.K. Rowling confirms it here.

when i was new to the UK, somebody in school asked me if i had rubber and i gave them a condom because i didnt know they meant eraser

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.

*stays alive just in case things get better*

YES YES YES THIS IS THE ATTITUDE YOU SHOULD HAVE. DON’T KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE THINGS WON’T GET BETTER, HEDGE YOUR BETS AND STAY ALIVE IN CASE THEY DO GET BETTER. YOU GO, LITTLE BUTTERFLY, FLY, BE FREE, AND PLEASE STAY ALIVE.

In all my years of reblogging shit, this has got to be the best picture to grace the page of tumblr. I don’t know why but this picture makes me very emotional.

It’s everything I ever wanted for that little table.

Uoo drubj to b e alive

What the fuck was I even attempting to say last night

Tumblr on November 1st