Pterosaur Flying in Space

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes

sometimes i get a little stressed out because i’m living in a part of history that’ll one day be talked about and discussed and papers written and what am i doing? what have i done? laundry, barely

VOGUE

@keelywolfe

some people shouldnt be allowed to draw women

the strongest gamer in the world

life gets so much better when u accept urself for the weird little bitch that u are

as part of my reform package, i promise to turn all rich people into furries, so instead of spending all their money on superyachts they spend it on commissions, which have a significantly higher rate of economic recirculation and a significantly lower carbon pawpr

but theres gonna be a lot of inflation

you put that sentence back in your mouth

“You can’t be asexual because you don’t reproduce by self-replicating” is basically the same argument as “Your nose can’t be running because it doesn’t have feet.”

oh my god

this is going on my list of fave asexual posts

honestly i love the entire “woman falls for fearsome supernatural creature that truly loves her and treats her well instead of her intended human suitor who is only interested in the status marrying her will bring them and doesn’t care about her happiness” genre because it combines both of the things i look for in an ideal romantic partner: someone who cares about my happiness & fangs