Slutty Fantasies

Guess that’s one way to stay in shape 🤔

i think that hardly being able to form a single thought that doesn’t revolve around gluttony and getting fatter is perfectly normal right

waiting for intoxicants to hit me while actively taking more of said intoxicant until it hits me is my favourite game

super brainwashed armcandy bimbo girl who is trained so that whenever she tries to have a thougt she has the instinctual need to touch up/check her makeup is perfect, thinking can wait till after that, of course by the time shes done shes forgotten all about thinking

i am so obsessed with fat, fake bimbo lips omg

Anal, but it’s really just me sticking a bottle of alcohol up your ass, getting you black-out drunk and then making you the pornstar of my dreams

mmmm i found someone to encourage me i feel so fucking bloated right now why does this feel so goood

secretly drug me with a substance that makes me uncontrollably horny and parade me around a party with all your most depraved kinky pent up horny friends

it’s hard to remember to keep smoking once you’re too high! so it’s important to have friends to make sure you keep going long after you black out!