i feel a lot like seventeen

i love dominant men but at the same time if a man tells me what to do i’ll bodyslam him

His little people hands!!!

what the actual fuck

Men don’t know women can pee

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

i haven’t peed in 16 days… my pee keeps running into the minotaur in the labyrinth that is my Womanly Excretory System

omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my mother, a fool: stop eating so many mozzarella sticks me, an intellectual: i am sick and tired of this constant kinkshaming

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

This post is perfection across the board.

that tree isn’t high enough stupid!

He’s so sleepy he doesn’t even care. <3

me as a bat

I’m in love with this bat

“fuck it, good enough.”

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there