Just Drifting

getting food poisoning is a sick irony. sandwich, you were supposed to nourish my fragile meat body, not conspire with one section of it to kill the rest. you edible brutus, you fredo, you fucking intestinal quisling

this post shows true literary prowess but i wish i hadn’t read it while finishing my sandwich 

i absolutely live for tight hugs i hate that feather-touch barely brushing side hug i want you to break my fucking spine or else u dont love me

love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure

This is what boys will be boys was always supposed to mean

gettin real sick of having to reblog from the source because you people can’t keep a fucking lid on your politics long enough to appreciate a freaking bara maid cafe.

what the fuck was in the reblogs

Boy that Russian teenager who’s spent the past 5 hours bruteforcing my epic games account and lighting up my email with security warnings is in for one hell of a surprise when he finally logs in and sees that I’ve literally never played fortnite.

Update its been about 19 hours and he’s still at it

My man here has spent every single day for the past 7 days trying to break into an empty account I hope he makes it soon

dont get all ur social and political views off of one-sentence tumblr text posts with no depth or explanation

how am i supposed to take this advice then

full offense if someone nuked my nice little settlement i’d literally make it my mission to destroy their life