*hits blunt*
If deodorant is scented, shouldn't it be called reodorant?
Misplaced Lens Cap

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One Nice Bug Per Day

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Stranger Things

Origami Around
AnasAbdin

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YOU ARE THE REASON
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*hits blunt*
If deodorant is scented, shouldn't it be called reodorant?

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5.5 oz nug
My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
do they smoke weed?
Yes, actually.
you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?
Itโs called a buntโฆ. Not weed cigaretteโฆ And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)
They donโt look like they smoke weed.
Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Iโm so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down Iโm so mad.
Yourย โweed smoking girlfriendโ has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.
I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerpโฆ. Donโt ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Donโt wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNINGย
Well that escalated quicklyโฆโฆ
What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they arenโt worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. Iโm yelling so loud and now Iโm crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I canโt take anymore. Iโm opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*
haha oh my god
who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.
love how he keeps reminding us that โI HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDSโ, โTHEY ALL KISS MEโ, and โTHEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURRโ.
and letโs not forget the โBlaizโ and her โwicked tatโ, or that he doesnโt โwanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever againโ, and that this is โthe FINAL FUCKING WARNINGโ.
โthe goo pile that is now your bodyโ
iโm dying over here, jesus
please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, itโll be fun.
*shoots you dead* Heh, idiotโฆ *leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*
this dude playin omgย
Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. Iโm clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and heโs muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals Iโm still ย at the bar. You look to the exit, thereโs still time. But thereโs not, thereโs not, thereโs not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you. ย I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I havenโt shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and Iโm missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, itโs like that only instead of boots itโs my muscles and instead of walking itโs punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your familyโฆ Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insultedย theย Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playingโฆ no playing you fuck. No playingโฆ it was real.. the realest thing Iโve ever know.. feltโฆ Love. I loved themโฆ Blaizโฆ. Chas-Chasโฆ Funkโฆ I loved all three of emโฆ but theyโฆ*My face is wet with tears and Iโm blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left meโฆ leftโฆ *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?!ย *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging.ย โPft, you brought this upon yourself dude.โ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left meโฆ * I fall to the floor and sob.* Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*
Aerith and Bob (Downplayed)
Bond One-Liner
Broken Record
The Brute
Cluster F-Bomb
Comically Missing the Point
Downer Ending
Drowning My Sorrows
The Gods Must Be Lazy
Insistent Terminology
Mess of Woe
Not Good with Rejection
Offscreen Breakup
There Is No Kill Like Overkill
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Stoned sex, is the best sex.
For me 100%
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noticing that the older i get the funnier "i'm only (age)" gets as an excuse
sorry for rolling the worst blunt you've ever seen i'm only 24
Get yourself something special this holiday season ๐
Thongs worn for 48-hours $25
Add extra days for $2 each
Garters worn for 48-hours $35
I'll play in them for free to make them extra flavorful! ๐
her robotic, glacial voice; the blood; the gasps from the crowd; the way her mic hits the ground on beat with the song; its performance at its peak
iconic
she gave unhinged women our rights
i watch this video exactly once a month and it gives me full body asmr
This was fighting for gay rights
We will forever stan
never forget her commentary on this performance:
โThe methodology behind what Iโve done is that, when they wanted me to be sexy, or they wanted me to be pop, I always fuckinโ put some absurd spin on it that made me feel like I was still in control. So you know what? If Iโm gonna be sexy on the VMAs, and sing about the paparazzi, Iโm going to do it while Iโm bleeding to death and reminding you of what fame did to Marilyn Monroe, the original Norma Jean, and what it did to Anna Nicole Smith, and what it did toโฆย Yeah. You know who.โ
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