#deodorant

kicking off strong with Lando's kitten smile at hearing "our winner Oscar Piastri"

DEODORANT GATE

also I need it be known that the official F1TV transcript having to include this is a win for homosexuals

Oscar's soft bedroom voice "no, I use my own" while they smile at each other like that jESUSSS

the way Oscar lowers his voice and pulls away from the mic bc it's THEIR little weird convo

and the switching back and forth between his voice for Lando and his voice for the press

Lando's possessive arm around Oscar's seat bc Charles is there looking pretty and needy and omegas in heat are so possessive damnnnn

Lando writhing around and jamming his hand between his legs after Oscar offers for him to get a better sniff oh it's BAD for him

no fr I cannot quite believe we got Lando at his most wriggly and saucy this race culminating in him noticing a change in Oscar's scent, saying that Oscar smelled like HIM, that Lando's scent is naturally feminine, and Oscar replying that it's chocolate FLAVORED and then they both get gaspy and giggly and poor Charles wishes he could be in the stewards office than have to witness Lando telling Oscar he's ovulating

Lando not knowing if they were three abreast at one point and needs Oscar to help! bc of course Oscar remembers, Oscar has That Kind of Brain <3

oh no, mic was turned too loud and icked Lando -__-

OSCAR didn't give him a slip stream !! naughty Oscar !! "I did in the second half" no !! bit late by then !!

Lando will say he didn't lose the race! Oscar drove so well both days! stop trying to make them fight when they're scenting each other!

both of them being cheeky with Charles over going to the stewards

man with world's deepest voice didn't get the memo and Lando kitten giggles with Charles

(making this edit cracked me up here bc Charles just POOF disappears)

them bandying the Max question back and forth like a ball of yarn or kicker toy

g o d do you ever just realize you can set rpf entirely aside and the reality remains that Lando makes a cutie pie little face when he's being naughty precisely bc he knows Oscar finds him adorable and loves when he's naughty - like he watches Lando's face knowing what's coming and Lando's face goes :3 and it makes them both SO happy like what the fuck is that about

THAT SOFT LITTLE VOICE FOR LANDO AGAIN "teammates with you is so fun!"

Oscar's face going through EVery permutation of expression trying to get this out

Lando still trying to pin it on Oscar and Oscar's joyous giggle over it

Lando making Oscar budge up so they can sit more centralized for the cameras asfkgasjlfg "move over a little bit" and Oscar obeys immediately

Lando overjoyed that Oscar gets the most vague question to answer like oh thank god

while I appreciated the mental health question I think there was a tiny bit of it coming out of left field for a post race press conference rather than a media day question and they both smile a little bc it's a BIG question for little Lando

but thankfully he has the prettiest thinking face ever <3