Nothing Ever Ends Poetically

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely

life's been going too good for me I think it's time to make myself worse (relisten to an episode of eskew)

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

no actually i do need to die at sea i think that would fix me

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience