heaven is here if you want it

look ok so here’s the thing. björk isn’t weird because genuinely that’s just how she is. she’s just an eccentric lady who’s hanging out, BUT in her not being weird because she is genuinely just an eccentric lady, a proto-benchmark is set for other pop artists who want to seem “weird” and “eccentric” but in them trying to emulate björk they’re weird, not because they’re actually weird, but because they’re trying so hard to BE weird, which is the least respectable form of weirdness. you get it?

bought new lip balm that's lanolin based and i was like "oh that's cool probably doesn't smell TOO much like lanolin though." unrelated, my lips smell like synthetic strawberry and also a wool sweater

need to let this hair oil sit for at least 30 minutes. solution? rating every song off sixteen stone

peter griffin small arms macarena. gif.

coworker was like "man last night avs game sucked right" and i was like "pardon" and he was like "yeah there were just like a bunch of fights and then no one scored and they went in to overtime and won that's not a good game" man. i think you just might not like hockey