Totally, 100%, a real salamander.

“Oh no there’s only one bed” trope doesn’t really work with Team Rocket because honestly they’d be more like “oh my god look, a bed!”

Dude they canonically sleep all cuddled into a pile even when there isnt a bed

Perfect addition, and I love that so much

dudes who are atheists but believe in the like “the earth is a simulation 0_0” theory are so fucking funny like they do believe in god but only if he’s some sweaty programmer

are you eating poisons? deadly poisons? and youe didnt share? can i have some of your poisons. Can i have some of your deadly poisons

dogs when youre eating chocolate or grapes

more people should choose their names though. grown adults are really out there walking around with names their parents chose at random. "nice baby name, did your mommy pick that out for you?" grow up

i'm joking in the sense that if you like your birth name, i'm happy for you! but i've heard a ton of cis people talking wistfully about "if i could choose any name…" and i have wondrous news! you can and you should! it's your name, and you deserve to love it. and if the one your parents picked out before you were born doesn't vibe, or even if you just find one that you like better--well now it's your turn to pick!