in theory i can make it & on paper it's perfect.

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes it is.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer. The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

*pounds gavel* OHHHHH OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

*dances the macarena on graves of mine enemies*

*dancing the macarena on my own grave*

*emerges from my grave dancing the macarena*

*emerges from someone else’s grave dancing the macarena*

*makes others emerge from their graves dancing the macarena, while i myself dance the macarena*

*goes to my grave dancing the macarena*

this is a high school dance for anti vaxx kids

#i misunderstood this as that the guy on the right is the same person as on the left except a year later#lmfao i’ll see myself out

People think ASMR is new but Bob Ross has been on television showing focus on soft voices, painting noises, etc. since 1983.

he just really tears it apart doesnt he

0.1% power

Dogs are like the mafia. They offer you protection, and in return they expect a little taste of everything.

You travel to space to prove if the Earth is flat or not. You find that it is neither flat or round.