going vengeful hag mode

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

(genuinely offended) "I trust all of my viziers"

as you should, my liege… here, enjoy this almond scented wine…

This is why I fuck with you

What do you believe in now?

self preservation through love

chupacapra

Chupacabra as well

maybe subconsciously but a lot of people really do not believe women are intelligent enough to be funny on purpose, or absurd/ironic on purpose, or make art that makes people uncomfortable on purpose. “omfg how did she not realise how this would come off” she realised. i promise she realised. i’m going to kill you.

sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

‘we need more problematic women’ you guys couldn’t handle yoko ono

my ideal outfit would include holding a newborn lamb in my arms at all times btw

"Christ on a cracker" well actually I think you'll find Christ is the cracker. And also the wine. But you wouldn't know that you fucking protestant heathen