hi I'm pry

oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

is that a cigarette in you pocket or is yr penis narrow and full of nicotine and in my mouth ten times a day more if I've been drinking

sundress no panties 

grey sweats no boxers

Burger no pickles

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

no

Call this guy the Mark Denier

no

Call this guy the Mark Replier

ur body remembers u were supposed to be an animal

idk i just feel like "it is more acceptable and in fact encouraged to mock anything enjoyed primarily by women" and "being enjoyed primarily by women does not make thing feminist and righteous" are thoughts that can and should coexist

oh and also "even if the thing is bad your criticism of it can come from a place of patronising misogyny"

I once ate meat from a pig that was only fed wine corks during its life. I became nauseated and tired and fell asleep in my leather armchair. I dreamt of cool breezes over vineyards on the Mediterranean Sea, until I woke up in a cold sweat and a longing for Italy. It’s not right to feed a pig too much of something, it gives them a connection which is best left alone.

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

I have GOT to stop spending $30

$30 is the new $5 but $100 is still $100 #Fucked