The Ultimate Relationship Tag.
Who is more likely to raise their voice? jake, although he doesn’t realize it until after the fact and he always feels bad about itWho threatens to leave but never actually does? i guess they both do depending on what the argument is overWho actually keeps their word and leaves? both of them, again depending on what the argument is over. jake usually just goes for a run to clear his head and calm down, and ness usually goes to her parents cottage or for a run of her ownWho trashes the house? prolly jakeDo either of them get physical? no. if they ever get that angry they just leave to not hurt one another How often do they argue/disagree? they have little petty ‘fights’ but it’s more like bickering like an old married couple. they don’t have too many actual fights Who is the first to apologize? it usually depends on the situation, but i feel like jake would usually apologize first
Who is on top? it depends, but i’d say usually jake so he can be the dominate oneWho is on the bottom? again it depends, but usually nessWho has the strangest desires? i really don’t know if either of them would have really strange desires Any kinks? jake likes biting, and ness likes her hair pulledWho’s dominant in bed? lol jakeIs head ever in the equation? oh yeahIf so, who is better at performing it? ness is really good. like, REALLY goodEver had sex in public? i can’t see them ever having sex in public so noWho moans the most? ness, but jake’s a close second Who leaves the most marks? jake usually does, and he always has to deal with the death glare of edward and bella when they see said marksWho screams the loudest? lol ness. the quiet ones are always the loudest in bed right? Who is the more experienced of the two? they’re about equal considering neither one has had many relationships before each otherDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? it really depends on their moodsRough or soft? again, it usually depends on their moods and how their days wentHow long do they usually last? if they’re fucking, it’s usually under 15 minutes, but if they’re making love, it can be an hour or two depending on how much they pleasure each other before actually having sexIs protection used? at first it was, but they don’t use it much nowDoes it ever get boring? no. jake always ends up making nessie laugh at some point and they love each other so much there’s never a dull moment Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? probably the beach. jake’s made jokes of having sex at her parents cottage, but ness always refuses because enhanced hearing..
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? they would like to, but they’re not sure if they can. they’re also worried about the volturi finding their werewolf/human/vampire baby and attacking the ones they love and they don’t want to go through that againIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? one or twoWho is the favorite parent? probably nessieWho is the authoritative parent? jake can be a little more authoritative, but only on certain topicsWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? probably jake Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? ness for sureWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? they both doWho goes to parent teacher interviews? again, both of themWho changes the diapers? they would both do it, and they’d probably alternate who’s turn it wasWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? nessWho spends the most time with the children? tbh they’d both try to spend as much time with their kids as possibleWho packs their lunch boxes? probs ness bc jake would most likely get things switched up or forget to pack the like main food item Who gives their children ‘the talk’? lol jake would try but make the situation a million times more awkward so ness would have to step in and explain everything Who cleans up after the kids? they both doWho worries the most? OMG JAKE. he’s such a worrywartWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? prolly jake
Who likes to cuddle? nessWho is the little spoon? ness. they’ve tried it the other way around, but it was weirdWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? jake for sureWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? again, probs jake How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? idk if they’d become uncomfortable while cuddling Who gives the most kisses? jake What is their favourite non-sexual activity? either spending a day at the beach or a day in the woodsWhere is their favourite place to cuddle? the couchWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? ness bc she’s all ‘innocent’ while their cuddling but the whole time she’s planning on being playful and hard to get How often do they get time to themselves? a decent amount of time actually
Who snores? prolly both tbhIf both do, who snores the loudest? jake for sure. nessie’s is just a cute little snore that only happens every once in a whileDo they share a bed or sleep separately? share a bed If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? usually cozy up together, but there are times when they lay far apartWho talks in their sleep? idk ness maybe?What do they wear to bed? jake prolly wears a pair of boxers, and nessie prolly just wears a t-shirt, most likely one of jake’s Are either of your muses insomniacs? not really, but they don’t exactly have normal sleeping schedules, especially when jake runs night patrolsCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? nopeDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? they totally wrap their limbs around each otherWho wakes up with bed hair? nessie for sureWho wakes up first? honestly it varies from day to day Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? they both would do it for each other because cuteness and love and yeahWhat is their favourite sleeping position? spooning Who hogs the sheets? ness. jake really just needs either a sheet or a blanket, so he gladly let’s ness have the covers Do they set an alarm each night? not usually, noCan a television be found in their bedroom? yes, although it isn’t used very often Who has nightmares? i guess ness? but they happen once in a blue moon and they’re usually related to the volturi and hurting her family Who has ridiculous dreams? idk both??Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? ness does it more often than jake Who makes the bed? probs nessieWhat time is bed time? they don’t have a normal sleeping schedule, so it varies Any routines/rituals before bed? probably a shower, brushing their teeth, then cuddling while talking about their dayWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? ness, but her mood changes within a few minutes
Who is the busiest? idk jake?Who rakes in the highest income? i have no ideaAre any of your muses unemployed? i mean, in a way they both are???Who takes the most sick days? again, no idea Who is more likely to turn up late to work? lol it’d be jakeWho sucks up to their boss? probs ness What are their jobs? ok. so i’ve saved this question for last bc i honestly don’t know. in a verse after breaking dawn jake just runs patrol and shit. maybe he’d start working at a mechanic shop in forks or open his own up in la push? and idk what ness would do bc she’s technically not an adult ya know? she only looks like one?? and if it’s after they’d move away and come back years later she’d probs just go to school again??? so i literally have no idea Who stresses the most? i honestly have no idea Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? they’d probs enjoy themAre your muses financially stable? yes
Who does the washing? they both doWho takes out the trash? usually jake, but ness does take it outWho does the ironing? neither one of them iron their clothes, but on the off chance the situation ever popped up ness would probably do it. jake would probably burn the clothes bc he had the heat too high or he set the iron on the clothes and walked awayWho does the cooking? they both do, but ness does more of the cooking bc jake can’t cook very wellWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? lol jakeWho is messier? lol probs jake Who leaves the toilet roll empty? jakeWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? again, jakeWho forgets to flush the toilet? neither oneWho is the prankster around the house? they both are, and ness seems to be just a little better at pranks than jake. he tends to be predictable Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? i can see ness losing them Who mows the lawn? they both will Who answers the telephone? i really can’t see they having a home phone. they both just use their cell phones Who does the vacuuming? they both do, and they usually alternate on who’s turn it isWho does the groceries? they both go shopping together, although ness doesn’t eat much human food so she mostly goes so jake doesn’t spend a shit ton of money Who takes the longest to shower? probably nessWho spends the most time in the bathroom? ness, but only when she’s getting ready for a special occasion. otherwise it’s about equal
Is money a problem? not reallyHow many cars do they own? idk. maybe 2? 3?? and at least 2 bikesDo they own their home or do they rent? they own itDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? out of these two options i’d say deep in the countryside bc they like the privacy, but i could see them getting a place that’s near the forest if not in the forest so they can run and huntDo they live in the city or in the country? the country for sureDo they enjoy their surroundings? yesWhat’s their song? I LITERALLY HAVE NO IDEA OKWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? jake likes to go for runs and work in his garage doing odds and ends, and ness likes to visit her family and focus on her hobbiesWhere did they first meet? well, with the whole imprinting thing, it was technically in the Cullen’s living roomHow did they first meet? again, it was the whole imprinting thingWho spends the most money when out shopping? on clothes, it’s nessie. on food, it’s jakeWho’s more likely to flash their assets? i don’t think either one of them would be Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? they both do, but then they make sure that the other is okayAny mental issues? noWho’s terrified of bugs? neither oneWho kills the spiders around the house? jake will, but only because he’s usually the only one who can reach themTheir favorite place? the beach or their bedroom Who pays the bills? probably nessDo they have any fears for their future? ok. so if i recall correctly, shapeshifters don’t age physically while they shift, but since they’re still aging that should mean that they could die at some point so a fear would be jake’s possible death years down the road Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? jake and he’d plan it out like a week in advance and he’d be so happy about it and it’d be so stinkin’ cuteWho uses up all of the hot water? lol ness Who’s the tallest? jakeWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? i can see ness hopping in the shower with jake a lot Who wanders around in their underwear? lol jake, but nessie does it from time to time Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? they both do bc it makes the other laughWhat do they tease each other about? everything tbhWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? oh ness cringes at jake’s fashion sense all the timeDo they have mutual friends? like, all of their friends Who crushed first? well jake has always liked nessie. not always in a relationship kind of way tho, but once ness got old enough mentally i think she’d start crushing on jake first and then he’d pick up on the signs and he’d start thinking of her as a lover instead of someone he needs to protect and look out for Any alcohol or substance related problems? nopeWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? can shapeshifters and hybrids even get drunk??Who swears the most? idk jake maybe?
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