lana's roleplay blog

“ if the moon smiled, she would resemble you. 

                                       you leave the same impression

                                                            of something beautiful, but annihilating.”

little miss popularity / honestly lives a life like something pulled out of gossip girl / queen of the upper east side / her mother died when she was 8, her father works so much no one’s actually seen him for more than five minutes at any given time / her “home” is actually just a penthouse suite at the tippy top of a ritzy hotel / no one actually thought she’d ever make it to college / a hot fucking mess but at least she’s wearing dior / annoyingly likable despite never having to work for anything / just all around effortless / believes in the sanctity of the champagne shower / doesn’t seem to have any real ambition in life / just wanders around aimlessly and hopes she’ll run into something that’ll spark a passion / that or become a guess girl, it’s a toss up / known for throwing the most insane parties / in fact her whole life just seems to be one big party / the pursuit of fun seems to trump everything / it’s a miracle she hasn’t pulled a manny santos and flashed her boobs at a party / wants to be loved but doesn’t know how to ask for it / so she just does The Most and substitutes that with whatever affection is lacking in her life / always seems to have a new boyfriend, sometimes she forgets their names / only bought into the whole sorority thing because she was tired of superficial friendships / then found out all her sorority sisters are vipers and basically tries to coerce them with sephora gift cards and rosé /  the girl that can get you to spill your whole life to her without ever sharing anything real of her own / has def offered you the chance to feel her boobs / what serena van der woodsen wishes she could be / voraciously consumes romcoms as if they’re a guidebook to love / misses steal your girl, your man, and your netflix password / that person who steps out the door and knows 385040 people / has no concept of the value of a dollar 

the nice twin / actually named tatum but hasn’t been called that since she was eight / an honest to god nerd / falling asleep to the lord of the rings soundtrack near you / working as an adorably danger prone sous chef / if she’s not leaving the kitchen with at least one injury, it’s been a bad day / believes in the power of food to bring people together / after all its why she became a chef in the first place, dinner time was the only time the cassidy girls ever all got to be together / giggles at legit everything / always has about a million things going on at once - how she balances it all is a mystery to everyone / the girl in grade school with giant black framed glasses constantly sliding down her nose / the fact that she’s hot now hasn’t quite sunk in for her yet / pop culture aficionado, her constant attempts to use pop culture food related puns as dish names is her trademark / has met antoni porowski twice - they debated about guacamole both times / will try to push her guac recipe on you at all times / comic book geek - dressed as spiderman for 3 years in junior high / talks way too freaking fast / socially awkward and okay with it  / the kind of person to meow back at cats / can not dance but that isn’t stopping her / seth cohen with boobs / unironically wears berets, they never actually match her outfit / has a genuine fear of dying alone but doesn’t want to say it bc that’ll mean shes more like her mom than she wants to admit / has her own cooking instagram with a surprisingly large following - her last post has her making turnovers in a darth vader helmet / owns a pair of heelys, pls take them away