fuck you anyway

tits… tiddies……… boobs even. & breasts.

don’t bite the hand that fingered you or whatev they say

mutuals i would ask to go outside for a smoke break with me during a party

yes i’m a gatekeeper and a hater. i’m also God’s favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world

i hope i’m not just a tumblr blog to you but also bad lesbian representation

Yes, I’ll be honest, I do judge the fake lesbians on here who don’t even want to clutch some gal’s meaty cellulite ass as they eat her out. I think you’re an embarrassment to our community and you’re going to go date some man and marry him in a couple of years and you’ve never had even the imaginary joy of admiring a woman’s jiggly thighs because you’ve only ever admired women on an aesthetic level through reblogging pix of size 0-2 early 20somethings and following female Instagram influencers. You have no respect for the way women’s pubes grow onto their inner thighs do you? You fool. begone

Dating apps are crazy adult wimmin are out here putting “smol anxious queer bean” in their bios like ma’am you are twenty six

hi. so i'm seeing this post

I love when the elevator talks to me in a milf voice. "going down".... hmm are we?? 😳😳

i gain +20 respect for the other person when they tell me to kill myself during an online argument