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Growing up I thought looking up “how to get out of clothes.” Would put me on a watch list.

Now I have periods.

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If I see one more person turn being pro Palestine into being antisemitism I think I might explode.

Racism, hate crimes and genocide is bad across the board.

#racism is bad #that dose not mean that the genocide happening is good

pathetic-floretic

What people think BDSM is like:

Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go

Sub: what

What BDSM is actually like

Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go

Dom: what

Sub: please

the-haiku-bot

Dom: lets try this new

kink called i will shoot you with

a gun. Here we go

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I love yumeship prompts, my f/o is too pragmatic and stoic for like any of them.

#f/o #yumeship

Is the move trying to play superliminal with a concussion?

#txt #superliminal #concussion

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Was gonna google if anyone has died like Kenny in southpark than realized that’s too broad of a question.

#south park #sp #txt #south park kenny

So I live in a desert, nose bleeds are super common here. I as a child thought they were super cool, but I could never seem to get one. So one day while we were having floor time in kindergarten I saw a paper clip on the floor and took that chance to stab the inside of my nose.

I didn’t end up bleeding much, like at all. Maybe only three seconds of blood on a tissue, but you better believe I took that chance to show off how cool my bloody nose was and go to the office.

Good times.

#txt #bloody nose #childhood

I head cannon vonkarma as racist

#ace attorney

I’m half asleep

Imagine a dad for years always saying how many cubes in your tea? Like sugar cubes, but like he always says it quick.

And then one day he says cube ins (cubins)

The child thinking this was a simple blunder says 4 and their dad looks at them horrified and mutters with complete sincerity

“I dunno how I’m gonna get that many to fit in there…” and stares at a wall or a spot on the counter for like 8 minutes

#txt #dad jokes

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Recently realized how terrifying being in a car truly is. Why the hell are we doing this and not screaming in abject horror the whole time?

I am in a metal box going FAR faster than and god intended on us going next to other metal boxes doing the same thing and I have no control over the person piloting any of them or their conditions to manage such a situation

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NOT TO MENTION THEY HAVE EXPLOSIVE MATERIAL IN THEM AND THE METAL BOXES THEMSELVES ARE PRONE TO HAVING CRUCIAL PARTS BREAK INSIDE THEM

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grace yesterday...

#grace #gracegracegarcegrace

Recently realized how terrifying being in a car truly is. Why the hell are we doing this and not screaming in abject horror the whole time?

I am in a metal box going FAR faster than and god intended on us going next to other metal boxes doing the same thing and I have no control over the person piloting any of them or their conditions to manage such a situation

#txt #cars #driving #seriously we should NOT be doing this!

Brother: do you have brain damage?

Me: Canonically, yes.

Brother: Canonically?!

Me: I’m a cannon character am I not?

EDIT: he called me a slur

#shitpost #txt

I wanna beat up my ocs, lemme at em!!

#txt #ocs

Giggling,

I started going to church recently because I need to get out of the house. This girl next to me is watching a football game.

Like honestly? Pop off.

That’s so cool.

#txt #it kinda reminds me of that scene where Homer Simpson listened to a game

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