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awed-frog

You didn’t need your heart today, right? Good.

4am-phonecalls

Making someone horny when theyre in a really inappropriate place to be horny is my favourite hobby

sheretic

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

reaill

welp now we know the distinction between the two

toxeh

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones? You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon. DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

pansysky

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

brainstatic

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO EAT A FUCKING MOIST BALE OF HAY.

otherbully1

We’re used to mini wheats…

whatever-thefck-deactivated2018

I AM CRYING LAUGHING RIGHT NOW

alternateuniversenightmare

@dreddzeppelin

bob-artist

Plain shredded wheat is my life. I just finished a box and got a new box today. Please don’t hurt me like this. ;_;

Also, I thought everyone knew shredded wheat came in 4 sizes:

rudolphsb9

I’m still laughing my ass off at “lunatic fiber satan”

glassbonespaperskin

Don’t say maybe if you want to say no

Paulo Coelho (via glassbonespaperskin)

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just-shower-thoughts

My mom asked me how to screenshot on her iPhone. I laughed and then remembered she taught me how to use a spoon and a toilet.

meechimakaveli

….. This legit just humbled me

saffronheliotrope

yep, keeping this one forever

madisynmahagoni

way to put things in perspective

puppiestotherescue

itsagifnotagif

I actually have so much love for dogs

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patrickthomson

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

mhalachai

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

she-who-shall-not-be-laid

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

dogmomdeluxe-deactivated2022062

This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

smeliot-deactivated20220528

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

smis-happens

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

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barbie-cock

this is a very very good video

dumdolly

omfg this video made me the happiest i have been in a while

arealarchaeopteryx

The louder you are in the ER waiting room, the more the staff is convinced that you are not having an emergency.

I mean it. You’re getting the attention you think you want, all eyes on you. Except ours. “Isn’t there anything you can do?” Your fellow waiters ask us, concerned. Behind the triage window, you can’t hear our teeth grinding. You’re in pain, i understand that. This might even be the worst pain you’ve ever felt. But you’re probably not dying.

Dying isn’t loud. A patient having a heart attack does not scream and thrash and gasp for air. It’s a whisper, a tightness, with slow flexing fingers. A stroke happens in a fraction of an instant, and never makes any sound. More whispers, halves of sentences and muscles that don’t quite match up anymore, a puppet with a few of the strings cut. Alarmed and wandering eyes, maybe, but never yelling. Or the more common killers, infections that shut down organs or the pipes of blood that sever. Cardiac or respiratory failure. If a person can talk they are, in fact, breathing just fine.

Remember this, the next time you come to an emergency department. Remember this when you’re sitting in the waiting room, while a sleepy-looking person in a wheelchair is whisked away without a word.

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Forest Bound

proud-merican

Basically how my house has looked since September ❄️

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thequotejournals

Sometimes even stuff you expect to happen can still hurt.

Jennifer Brown, Hate List (via thequotejournals)

those-things-i-couldnt-say

I will never understand guys that say “I don’t want a relationship right now” or “I’m not looking to date” and then they’re in one 2 weeks later. Bro, just be honest. Just tell her you’re not into her.

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