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Wanted to draw this bit from the original script

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rootingformephistopheles

I feel it would be good to have a word that's like not ragebait but shamebait, where you can read a post and just go 'ah, this person just wants me to feel ashamed of myself and is not engaging with the issue in a constructive or useful way. I do not have to participate in this actually' and like. move on with your day

the-zenith-calls

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

knives-in-the-dishwater

It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."

taavicleric

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

So im not allowed to eat, im not allowed to do my job, im not allowed to have emotions...

Guess I'll fuckin log off forever then lol!!!

Once again I don't think you're allowed to use my labels to make excuses for your shitty behavior.

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monotone-artist

[id in alt]

attack on Cozmoracy of Carpet

dixie-demon

Not really related to anything I’m currently doing, but I made this over a year ago and haven’t shared it really anywhere.

fairycosmos

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

management's obsession with/hypocrisy about phones needs to be studied

"How do you expect to pay for all of that?!" I guarantee you Elon Musk does not need a trillion dollars.

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lonelyspect12

nocturnaltigerrevelation

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

If ever a Netflix documentary needs to be made about me I want to be remembered not just as a freak but as the entire P.T. Barnum Greatest Show on Earth.

#true crime #i do NOT light up a room unless i just hit the light switch

neverniko101

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

acegender

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

#do I have to do paperwork?

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butchfagminotaur

i hope every lesbian gets to feel how it feels to have another woman be just as crazy about you as you are about them…. not having doubts or confusion.. I wish this with all my heart, for every lesbian, especially trans lesbians.

captain-price-returns

Arrest everyone involved.

captain-price-returns

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

runawaymarbles

Also the money was not saved because they lost so much in rehiring and lawsuits

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