The Extension Cord

Look, I understand that you're going through some shit, and you know I'll always support you, but I just had to fight your shadow-self in the kitchen. Yeah, I was getting breakfast and the enfleshed eidolon of your existential alienation was shooting, I don't know, some sort of beam.

It banished the Froot Loops to a far and sunless realm. I really wanted those.

IT’S MARCH

Uh… It’s still May…

It’s august

you know those old ‘hentai free’ banners? that’s this blog but with harry potter

in case folk outside the UK aren't abreast of our news, the British press just hounded a black academic to death

i adopted a household deity who was abandoned since the farmstead he was protecting got turned into a boutique and now i have him use his divine scale to weigh scornful tumblr posts as meaningful or virtue signaling. he still demands offerings of field mice drowned in sweetened goats milk but i've been trying to work out a more 'post-industrialization' alternative. does anyone have any ideas

Try converting him over to computer mice to start. Start slow. Any progress is meaningful.

Source: The Giki Tiki Archives

I recently saw a skit on YouTube where someone said that they have religious exemption from using Ai for theyre job and then I realized that I actually do have a religious exemption from using Ai. Im a witch. I am a worshipper of earth. I pray to the deities of the world. I harness the power of nature. Ai does the opposite. And I want nothing to do with it

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link

someone actually studied the falling Rick Roll rate for their Ph.D dissertation recently and published the paper

okay but this made me wonder if there was actually any academic literature on rickrolling and YES THERE IS this is a paper about rickrolling WITHIN academic literature. As in, studies that attempt to rickroll the people reading them. Best part is no one is going to believe me and click that link even though it’s 100% true.

My friend's book is mentioned in this paper!!

There is no earthy way of convincing anyone that the rickroll study link is real. But for what it's worth. It is

I have a new goal in my almost-finished PhD dissertation.

Second link's good guys, truly

Teaboot's right, there is basically nothing on earth that could convince me to click the second link. I genuinely believe it might be real, but i'm not touching it.