The Final Cut of an Avid Premiere in Vegas

Turn the sound on, the only thing better than this dog’s joy is that people stopped what they were doing to share his joy, and you can hear them all groan when the water dies down….

I’m literally always saying this. U have to kill yourself to just look like some guy in a shirt

this makes me less sad every time I see it no matter how sad the rest of the world is making me

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progressive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich

This is legit the best thing I’ve read all day.

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

I miss when technology had real personality, instead of fake ones designed to generate lies and nonsense and spy on you.

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

Every computer needs a cleaning keyboard mode where the keys are inactive while you wipe them down

Turn off the computer

unplug the keyboard

Wallow in filth

Dream about me