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captain america: civil war (2016)

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cat logic is so simple yet so effective. dont like something? smack it as far away from you as possible. literally flawless reasoning.
#ALL HE WANTED WAS JUST A CHERRY SLURPEE AND A WOODY WOODPECKER PLUSHIE #WHY
Not all heroes wear capes??? Yeah, thatâs because some of us listened to Edna Mode, you Buffoonâ˘.

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I love that Chris Evans wore a name tag at his high school reunion like every person there hasnât spent the last 8 years telling people âyou know I used to go to high school with captain americaâ
#Cutest thing ever

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resting your head on their stomach while they play with your hair⌠the intimacyâŚ. the tendernessâŚâŚ peak romance
#robin arryn trying not to laugh after sansa stark asking their uncle to sit down, will never not be funny lmaooo.
*collects all the infinity stones and turns our world into the PokĂŠmon world and the avengers donât turn it back because hey this isnât so bad actually*
Yes this requires me to be able to physically fight off all the avengers in order to get the stones but Iâm prepared
Op who are you sacrificing to the soul stone tho
I didnât have anyone in mind but hey, unrelated, do u wanna become best friends starting now
Anyway if youâre from the US and you ever wanted to know what tumblr feels like from a non-USAmerican perspective (please note that the rest of the world is not a monolith either and none of these apply without exception):
Everybodyâs talking about brands and stores youâve never seen in real life. You generally assume they exist, but they might as well be one giant prank the rest of the internet is in on.
You find a post that just sounds wrong. It makes no sense. Itâs like OP lives in a weird alternate reality. 9/10 times, itâs just some USAmerican Thing.
Youâre still not entirely sure how much an inch is. Or a foot. Or even how many of the former there are in the latter. You maybe know your height in feet and inches.
You have no idea how much a pound is. Youâd also like to know how the fuck pound shortens to lbs.
What the fuck is âmilitary timeâ
Somebody talks about some legal process or something similar. They donât mention which countryâs legal system this pertains to. You know anyway.
People talk about politics. None of it pertains to you. Many posts contain guilt tripping. âHow can you not care about this?? Why wonât you reblog this?? People need to know this about x candidate for y position!â Youâre busy trying to stay on top of the political landscape in your own country.
You pick up some random slang from the internet. Monkey see monkey do. Youâre called racist. You didnât know it was AAVE. You learnt it from black letters on white background, not from the mouths of people whose faces you could see. How would you have known? You try to unlearn it.
People tell you that you must publicly denounce Chick-fil-A or youâre homophobic. You donât even know what a Chick-fil-A is.
People say you donât know LGBTQ+ history. What they mean is you donât know USAmerican LGBTQ+ history. Nobody cares about your countryâs history.
Youâre âcalled outâ on using an âoffensiveâ term. Itâs (a direct translation of) a completely harmless word where you live.
People expect you to have an idea of how far apart 2 USAmerican states are. You barely know geography past your countryâs immediate neighbors.
You randomly switch between British and American spellings. Nothingâs real and there are no rules.
People talk about multiple hour car rides and you get twitchy just thinking about it. You suddenly understand why USAmerican cars are so big.
Somebody talks about school shooting drills. You only ever had fire alarm drills.
You see a cool statistic. The studyâs only about the US. Itâs unfortunately of no use to you.
People misuse/misspell words and names from your native language. Itâs tiring.
(You feel sorry for the French. Nobody should be allowed to mangle the word dĂŠjĂ vu like that.)
Youâre still not over the fact that USAmerican school children are supposed to say that pledge thing every morning. Youâre never getting over that.
You still donât know why the men are fresh or what the fuck a sophomore is.
Who the fuck pays up first and then fills up gas??? Thatâs made up, right??
Everybody has a weird obsession with some comfort food youâd never even heard of before you signed up here.
Fellow non-USAmericans, please add anything else you can think of.

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infinity war: the BIGGEST! and LARGEST CROSSOVER! MOVIE! of ALL! TIME!
endgame: 12 dudes chillin in a dusted world 4 feet apart bc theyâre sad
people only stanning robert sheehan now because of the umbrella academy like ⌠british culture was watching misfits on e4 as a teenager even tho your parents told you not to. yâall are truly missing out on his Most iconic role as mr. nathan young, immortal irish idiot, ft such events as shrieking and stomping a placenta whilst dressed as santa claus, arguing for their code word to be âmonkey slutâ and immediately getting impaled, and walking out of a toilet dressed in a wedding dress with the line âdearly beloved, we are gathered here today to check me the fuck out!â