Merellifluous

Holy shit im dying right now..prob the best one

there is a 100% chance you’ve reblogged a homestuck post at one point or another whether you were aware of it or not

if I could be represented by a sound I would be a really bad flute

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

why is this so funny

They did such a good job. 🖤🖤🖤

Awwwwwww😍😍😍😍😍😍

NO PHOTOSET HAS MADE ME HAPPIER.

MY FAVORITE PHOTOSET IS BACK

take a fuckin sip, babes

Sure, cats falling off things is funny, but NOTHING is funnier than robots miscalculating the speed, force or angle needed to complete a mundane task. NOTHING.

mankind? No. man mean

you have to be gay to be funny. i’m sorry but that’s the rule 

Is it cause ur a joke

see? hetero joe over here gave humor a shot and failed miserably

the only thing he can’t kill

Horrible thought of the day: Cockroaches can walk on ceilings, but the especially big ones have a difficult time, which means they can fall off and onto your bed, hair, face or whatever it is. 

this is it this is your scariest post

It honestly is

Because this post isn’t scary enough as it is, I’ll add to it: 1) Some cockroaches can actually glide, so if and when a cockroach falls it can pretty much land on top of anything it wants. 2) Cockroaches can bite you and have been known to nibble on the hands and feet of the sleeping.

Lord jesus