Wylan, writing a letter to Colm: dear Colm. I hope you are well, and not overworking yourself on the farm.
Wylan: Today, Jesper admitted to me that he does not enjoy Kerch opera or musical plays, and finds orchestra performances "boring".
Wylan: In light of this blatant disrespect and his clear inability to properly appreciate and enjoy true art, I'd like to return him.
Wylan: of course, I will pay for passage back to Novyi Zem, and will provide you with a considerable check for the inconvenience, as well as the disappointment of believing you are finally rid of him only to have to take him back.
Wylan: with love, Wylan.
Jesper, writing the letter for him:
Colm's letter back:
Wylan,
Sadly, you have exceeded sixty day return window, and I can't take him back. You're stuck with him. I can, however, hold him for you for a couple weeks during harvest season. Maybe by the end he'll be so sick of working in the fields he'll consider Kerch theater and music an improvement, and will properly appreciate it.
With love, Colm
Jesper, reading Wylan the letter:






















